Look, I’m not going to lie to you, I don’t have a lot of motivation.
I lead a very simple life. I am from Charlestown,which is a part of
the city of Boston Massachusetts, which is where I was born and grew up.
I am twenty eight years old and I live in a one room apartment very close
to the Bunker Hill monument, a big phallic stone obelisk commemorating
the first major battle of the American Revolution. Oh, and by the way, I do
say wicked and drop most of my (R’s) from my words, so let’s just leave the
jokes right there, OK?
I do not spend much time pondering about what I should do in my life. I
pretty much live in the moment, and to be honest, most of my moments are spent
drinking beer and playing video games. To be more specific, one video game, “Galactic
War On The Middle Planet “, which I play online, with my bud Mel, in the large arena known as “The Three Planet System”. The details of this game I will get into on a later blog.The
very cool thing about this game that I can tell you about is that there is a rumor of a secret
level in it, and it’s not just any secret. There are stories on the Internet about how
there have been several people who have disappeared from the face of the earth after finding this secret level in the game. Nobody knows where they went.
Mel and I think that it’s just a publicity stunt by the company who made the game to sell more product, but there are others who insist this secret level does exist. Mel and I have dedicated our life to saving the middle planet from the big leader and entering this “secret” level.
Let’s hit the packy, Cas it’s time to do battle on the middle planet!!